Some wit and wisdom I have garnered from some of my clients....
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are;
"I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave youwas: "Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If someone says that you are too good for them, believe it.
8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself,
“Will this matter one year from now?”How about one month? One week? One day?
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations, you have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
Two more things....
DEATH WISH
A millionaire informs his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my Will that my wife is to inherit everything, but only if she remarries within six months of my death."
"Why such an odd stipulation?" asks the attorney.
"Because," he says, "I want someone to be sorry I died."
One more thing This for a few friends of mine, hopefully we will get together soon, if not maybe in CA ..... And you know who your are!!
Til Next time....
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